Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.

Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now

by hairssssss March 19, 2023

The Lincolning

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023

Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.

It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.

"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023