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plainview laxer

A plainview laxer is not a normal laxer, plainview laxers are lacrosse player that earn everything. They aren't rich or extremely skillful but they work hard and fight for everything they want. Even though they don't always get the win they walk off the field every game with at least one thing they are proud of, they know that someone on the other team is in more pain than he was before the game.
Damn those plainview laxers are one nasty son of a bitch
by Biglax13 November 1, 2013
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vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.
Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.
by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 27, 2018
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Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.
by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019
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pee laxative

Fluoxetine
Brand name: Prozac
Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI)
It can treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), bulimia nervosa, and panic disorder.
yo i just took a pee laxative im gonna go meet my girlfriends
by pissqueen February 8, 2021
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Gentle Laxa

a phrase used to tell a Laxa to take it easy
Laxa: Y’all wanna go out tonight?
Marcus: Gentle Laxa, this is the fifth time you’ve gone to Parks & Rec this month.
by cuteboy7 February 18, 2024
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dirty laxton

When you are Playdoughing your girl then straight after she gives a dirty zac to then give the Cucumber Delight. She then does the viennese oyster and you fuck her with your shit covered penis.
Person 1: Yo zac why weren't you on the game last night.
Zac: My girl was giving me the dirty laxton.
by Lathering leather123567 March 3, 2026
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