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lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018
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Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin
"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"
by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022
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lizard skins

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
by playitstrange August 12, 2022
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Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!
by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022
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lizard brain

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.
I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.
by buriedtoodeep April 23, 2022
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Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette
Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
by The_Doctor_11th November 7, 2022
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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by anonymous November 13, 2022
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