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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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Kiddiejames

A young boy that is flexing all tha time
''Look there a kiddiejames"
by Killa2839 October 20, 2016
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kiddouchebag

A "kiddouchebag", alternatively simply a "kiddouche", is a jew who intentionally arrives at the synagogue after the shabbat service has ended, just for the free food at the kiddush. This is largely a more accepted term than "Greedy jew".

The word is a contraction of "kiddush" and "douchebag".
Shprintzel: The service is over already. Why are so you late?
Zerubbabel: I'm not late, I just wanted some breakfast.
Shprintzel: You're such a kiddouchebag.
by Kiddouchebag November 20, 2016
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kiddiliwinks

Grandpa says: What are you up to?
Mum says: hanging out with the kiddiliwinks

Generally used to describe young children. Funnier when used to describe older children who have grown into adults.
by Fire is fire May 17, 2017
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kiddig

"Look at that kiddig trying to wag his thing around!"
by Jack...ing March 20, 2017
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kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.
me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.
by up the NUI. June 28, 2017
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Kiddie

Kelsey Caramanica
Kelsey caramanica is such a kiddie
by Kelsey's dad August 13, 2017
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