Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

piss kink

you have one lmao fkn weirdo

jess: you look like you have a piss kink-

sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense

by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021

platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)

x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too

by andre_. September 28, 2021

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

Star-Kink

When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &

He/she "takes you to The Stars"
👽👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🛸
🎇🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🎇

So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
🤪👽🛸👅

by THEESLINGUIST11 July 23, 2023

heat kink

When someone gets super hot and bends a bit things can suddenly go off the rails.

Everything was going great and until the heat kink kicked in and then things got interesting.

by anonymous July 15, 2024