Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.

Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez

by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024

Juan

If you name Pilar send nudes to Juan

Juan = Dick of a horse

by Pepito grillo November 22, 2021

Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.

Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS

by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.

Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

juan

The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .

guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023