Jonathan Andrews 

The perfect guy with the biggest cock. He is loves everyone he knows. He is the nicest guy you will meet. Very good at sex, some call him a sex god because he is so good at it. He rails every one he sees, even m e n.

Girl 1: OMG IT'S JONATHAN ANDREWS!
Girl 2: OMG! Hes so CUTE and has a massive cok

Jonathan Andrews by verybigmann34654352632 October 31, 2021

Jonathan Tolbert 

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues

Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet

Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022

Jonathan Sinsworth 

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives

Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

Jonathan Sinsworth by Sensei_Wu25 March 28, 2022

Jonathan Crane 

Submissive kinky man

"wow Jonathan Crane is smoking today"

Jonathan Crane by Wennie :) July 5, 2022

Jonathan Paula

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.

I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.

Jonathan Paula by viper mood December 30, 2011

Jonathan-David 

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

Jonathan-David by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

Jonathan Wells 

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.

Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."

Jonathan Wells by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011