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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.
Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.
by Thazerckod November 7, 2022
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK August 31, 2013
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A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women
ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should
god damn its the hottie jonathan
by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a word mean that he will be at least 7 foot and he will overpower his big brother
by hoodganster March 5, 2022
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