The process of going postal, but only due to the fact you are named Joel. if you are named Joel, and go postal, you go Joelstal. Normally, going postal is bad, but when you go Joelstal its mildly entertaining because its like watching flies have sex with shit. After they have been smashed in the head with a stubby and they have been beaten senseless by a Tibetan Monk who thinks that flies deserve to die. Essentially, when a Joelstal is encountered, you do not have to fear for your life, as no weapons will be used, because they would require skill, instead, merely point and laugh, because everyone thinks Joelstals are funny.
by honneamise October 23, 2018
Get the joelstal mug.When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
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Second of the minor Hebrew prophets of the 5th century, contemporary of King Manasseh of Judah.
In the modern era, Joels have tended to forget the "minor" part, often becoming overly self-enamored and indulge a regrettably unsubtle aspiration to sardonic hipsterism.
In the modern era, Joels have tended to forget the "minor" part, often becoming overly self-enamored and indulge a regrettably unsubtle aspiration to sardonic hipsterism.
by Mediamole February 3, 2010
Get the Joel mug.A cold hearted bitch that doesn't care about people's feelings. A Joelle is someone who usually hates relationships and is only willing to have sexual relations with attractive guys. She's only caring and loving to those she fucks with but a Joelle is someone you don't want to have beef with she has absolutely no filter and will basically ruin your life so I'd recommend to not cross lines with her and you should be good.
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