Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
by dontaskme December 8, 2007
Get the jessica simpsonmug. this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!
by chris smith July 15, 2004
Get the jessica simpsonmug. Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
Get the Jessica Syndromemug. 1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007
Get the jessica albamug. Jessica Ouellete is a very amazing girl, she is often shy but very intelligent. Once you break her out of her shell she really shows her true colours and shows the world how truly amazing she really is. She is loved by many although she thinks otherwise. She is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.
by leprechaun13 January 1, 2012
Get the Jessica Ouellettemug. A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.
by Uhly girl May 27, 2017
Get the jessica mitchellmug. A discreet way of describing whether an attractive woman is a natural redhead both on her head and below the belt.
"So, that redhead you've been seeing... does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Yep. She's got a Jessica Rabbit in her pants, alright."
"Yep. She's got a Jessica Rabbit in her pants, alright."
by Rebel_Rouser85 February 23, 2014
Get the Jessica Rabbitmug.