January 26

The day the legend Kobe Bryant and his 13 year old daughter died in a helicopter crash.

Ben: Hey bro do you know what today is?
Jack: No. what day is it?
Ben: Kobe and Gigi died January 26th 💔🕊🏀😭

by Kool.Kid.Cassie.1 January 29, 2020

January 4th

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

by rj3hfyuh January 23, 2022

January 21

Compliment your crush/ bf or gf or your best friend

January 21 2020
Everyone can get a Complement

by Urbasicdefault January 20, 2020

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

January 6

January 6 is chicken nugget day

Friend: ”yesss today is January 6 you know what that means?”

Other friend: YASSSSS let’s go get chicken nuggets”

by Alien GURL October 28, 2019

january 22

feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.

either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.

happy birthday to aquarians!

“Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”

by manggggaaa October 15, 2019

january 4

people who love harry potter, have brown hair, do advanced math, and is a giant crackhead were born this day.

Person: My birthday is January 4!
Other person: Omg whats ur favorite hp character?

by tjh4 December 13, 2019