Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

Jamier

Jamier's will end up with Mikayla's Lola's Hailey's and Alyssa's in the future.

omg Jamier is sooo hot.

by Jamjjam February 8, 2019

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 18, 2003

Poo Jamber

A homosexual.

George Michael is a poo jamber.

by Audifred October 9, 2008

jammered

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients

--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.

by JuicyJew July 31, 2008

Jaspery

Major Wimp, Flake Out, Wussy, Someone who is afraid to be outgoing!

Ugh, He's such a freakin jaspery!

She's Not gonna fight me, she's a jaspery!

by keelers&oreo July 13, 2009

Jumperpoo

A poo that a child has whilst in their Fisher Price Jumperoo. The best examples being the turds which escape the nappy/diaper and get mashed on to the floor by the child's bare feet.

Oh fuck me, as he done a jumperpoo?

by Mr Nose August 21, 2013