jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

Jake Paul

The biggest faggot of the internet, who also got his ass beat by KSI

Retard kid: Jake Paul is THE BEST YOUTUBER
*A Less retarded kid shoots the other kid with an MP5*
A less retard Kid : Jake Paul is a faggot.
Me : Good Timmy here's some candy.

See my Point?

by TheGuyWithNothingGood November 16, 2019

Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

Jake

a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

by pot noodle July 28, 2008

jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 17, 2009

jake

an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.

Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!

by rockmonstaaah June 17, 2008