Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.
by G.Fitz May 29, 2022
a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
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by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022
(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.
I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.
by meestamoosta April 30, 2021
A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING
by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 01, 2022