The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.

Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!

by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

Said

The best father in the world

Ahh Said is such an incredible man

by Louloulou22lou November 21, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Said

A disgusting guy who cheats on girls he’s begged for a relationship before

*it is wonderful in their relationship*
Said: we can't be together you act like mom

Girl: can we talk live?

Said: oOops you know by the way I cheated on you, the end we will never be together again.

by daddys girl November 21, 2021

tHaT's WhAt ShE sAiD

"that's what she said"

- Lani 2019

"that's what she said"

by ladycapulet23 June 1, 2020