jordan iversen

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence

Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen

by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017

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sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

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cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

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Sidsel Iversen

Sidsel Iversen is the best friend in the world! Because she really cares about her friends. She gives you wonderful presents that come from the heart and she does a lot, lot of small loving thing during a day. She brings ekstra lunch to school, so she can share it with you! How amazing is that? But the best thing about Sidsel is that she can make the people around her feel like stars. She compliments them, but she can also have long talks with them, not willing to stop, until she gets it her way. And with her way I mean, she will make her friend feel good about them selves or confderable in an another way. Sidsel is also the sweetest unicorn. She cares about others and she is always thinking about how the people around her are feeling. She always tryes to make them happy if they are sad, lr help them in an another way. Sidsel is just this amazing girl, and you always get surprised how much love she can give out. She is smiling a lot of the time, and there is a really positive and nice athmosfere around her. She is also the least boring person in the world! She will always figure something fun out for you to do, no matter where you are. So, what I am trying to say, is that Sidsel Iversen is a very cool, beautiful, giving person with a huge heart. If you are lucky enough to get to know her, never let go! You will not be able to find a better friend with a heart as big as her's. This is written by her friend Lilja the pig, who is so thankful to have Sidsel in her life.

Sidsel Iversen is a beautiful, loving, giving person with a huge heart.

by Grisen Lilja October 12, 2018

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