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Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
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Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.
Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019
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Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.
A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.
by Canela 61 August 12, 2022
mugGet the Bed knightmug.

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
mugGet the crumbs on the bedmug.

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.
Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.
by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015
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Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.
My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him
by TayBoop September 1, 2023
mugGet the Bed Heelsmug.

bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint
"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."
by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017
mugGet the bed artmug.

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