sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.

After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself

by Wavy tree September 21, 2016

Bed Strength

1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.

by spike117 February 24, 2012

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012

jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.

Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!

by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011

Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023