Hump and Dump

Typically in a gay relationship when one participant penetrates the other ones asshole until it has stretched out far enough.
Then he proceeds to shit in the other persons asshole until it's full.

Adam: I'm totally going to hump and dump Jake today.
Faith: Is it Ok if I watch?

by Crabs are people January 12, 2018

pump hump

To kill an enemy with a pump action shotgun or any shotgun in a video game.

I was lying on the ground sniping and this faggot ran up on me and pump humped me from behind.

by compactification April 03, 2009

hump it and dump it

Coitus and bail, love and leave, one night stand, hook up at a party then immidiatly leave

I met him or her at a party last week. Did you hump it and dump it? Oh yes, I hit it and quit it.

by Osagereef September 20, 2013

jump hump

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.

Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.

by Farrah Fawcett Hair August 12, 2014

holy humps

a nun or female preachers knockers

boy 1: wow that nun has huge holy humps
boy 2: yea i know i touched one
boy 1: lucky!

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 05, 2009

hump day

Occurs on the fourth floor, north wing between 12pm and 1pm every Wednesday!

Jane and Ted love Hump Day!

by hot dog lovers November 22, 2007