Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.

"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"

by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022

Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior

Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too

by Erwien March 18, 2023

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 4, 2024

Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.

We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.

by Dadocentury November 10, 2021

Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.

Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.

by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023

Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 6, 2021