Hope

Often at times hope is a synonym used for “hope you have a good day”. In rare occasions a child is named the word hope. If your parent names their child hope there most likely wishing you were not theres. Hope is a gray haired middle aged man. Can be found dipping there chicken nuggets into BBQ sauce they have strategically squirted in their belly buttons. Hopes do not make good boyfriends or companions due to there constant talent of annoying people and getting needy. Hopes usually are retired plumbers and live in dead trees looking for scraps like vultures. Hopes enjoy watching Disney Jr. shows and stalking young children. If you ever come upon such creature...R-U-N.

Young children: “we should go for a walk”
*children walk a block hear a strange noise in the tree above*

Young children: “It’s a hope run before he licks and nibbles you!”

by Tyler Ching May 29, 2018

hope

something i lack

i dont have hope

by .+*Numb*+. May 29, 2018

Hope Method

My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.

She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.

by Probie517 June 7, 2018

hope

hope is a tall (very tall) dumb blonde with an adam’s apple and a giant forehead looks like the great wall of china and her head looks like a bobble head and she falls down the stairs and smells like elephant shit and if you ever get the chance to be around her... RUN oh and her nose might cut you open

did you smell that hope

did you see hope her forehead is the biggest how could you miss it

by chey.k23 January 2, 2020

hope spreutels

the name you call someone when they’re acting a bit weird and u just don’t know what to do at a certain point so u consider emitting them into an insane asylum

how your acting like a hope spreutels

by breh_ January 18, 2020

Hope

A thick bicth who needs tempo. She cares about eeryone.She is insanly beautiful. All the boys like her. BUT SHE HAS A TYPE SHE LIKES THEM BAD

look at hope that bad bitch

by heman2003 March 26, 2020

Hope Finley

A bitch that will turn on you at any time. If you see a hope run.

I hate hope Finley

by Yeetly March 30, 2020