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Hoeski

when u are witt a homeboy an u see a girl, that girl is called a hoeski
Person One: Look at that hoeski over there

Person Two: Were?
by Lil twin January 16, 2008
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MMOs Before Hoes

Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.
Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?

Me: Isn't it free?

Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?

Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.

Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?
by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013
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Timmy Hoes

the underage riff-raff that hang out at 24 hour Tim Horton`s locations during the late night/early morning hours of the weekend. They are usually drunk, stoned, high, or a combination of any of the above, high-school aged kids who dress like whores, hence, "Timmy Hoes". Usually order mass amounts of baked goods to suffice their munchies.
Friend 1: I saw Shanna Friday night at Timmy Hoes
Friend 2: Yeah, she`s such a Timmy Hoe!
by Anthubc2010-timmyhoes October 6, 2010
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bros before hoes

Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.
The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'
by stellarkid September 12, 2006
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bros before hoes

This term is used by nerds and losers when they see their friend got a hot girlfriend and now they feel threatened and jealous because the girl is takin their bud away. They dont get to spend as much time with him anymore. They start saying hes whipped as an excuse to try to get him to stay away from her. They figure hopefully if they taunt him enough he will just forget about the relationship and keep hanging with them 24/7. Ive also seen this used when 1 or 2 dudes have previously dated a girl then she starts going out with their friend, hes really feelin her and she is feelin him but the dudes dont want to see them together.
'Bros before Hoes' , sorry shes meant for me , cant keep us apart man, thats my soulmate, i dont care if you dated her and now call her bitch, her and i are soulmates. sorry you werent but dont hate on her , dont hate on me cause im with her and you werent man enough. Yea face it , she wants me and she really loves me. She didnt love you EVER- she just didnt give a shit about you but she loves me. Im not gonna let that get in the way of the REAL THING
by stellarkid September 12, 2006
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Hoddesdon

Hoddesdon is a grey and dull town where you have to walk 30 minutes from the town centre with nothing to do in it to get to the train station so that you can leave, good luck getting there though because all of the roadmen will ride their mopeds and or bikes along the road going head into traffic, quick side note though, all off license shops allow underage customers to buy vapes drugs and alcohol
Slag : ‘oi Jayden i shagged some guy up in hoddesdon behind the butchers and it stank of piss
Roadman : ‘nahhh g you’re some dirty yute uno’
by not gonna say ma name 22 October 30, 2018
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Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.
Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"
by brozelk July 15, 2015
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