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Holly Handjob

When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.
My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!
by Hurricane Timmy July 9, 2024
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Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024
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Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.
by J church February 29, 2024
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Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.
That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.
by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024
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Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly
Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
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Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei
Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny
by byakuraen December 26, 2024
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panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties
friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
by Frosted1 February 12, 2025
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