Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

by Lisa Rossi July 20, 2008

no me gusta comer caca

The phrase 'no me gusta comer caca' means that 'you have been played'. Don't look it up.

One might say one has been played by another. But a true genuous would ejaculate 'no me gusta comer caca'.

by I_don't_wear_a_hat November 4, 2019

Guitarist

A guitarist is a pesron who has a certain background of playing the (guitar). In most bands guitarist are the arrogant ones along with the lead singers. Guitarists are one with there instruments. The are the soul of music and its passion today.

I am a guitarist. I play the guitar; I play the Epiphone Les Paul Standard

See, (Jimmi Hendrix), (Pete Townshead), (Jimmi Page), (B.B King), (Eric Clapton) and more

by Ben22 December 23, 2005

Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

guitar sweep

(v.) a type of guitar scaling where you pick like slow strumming and switching to the next note by canceling the sound of the previous note

Matt Heafy from Trivium was demonstrating his guitar sweep section on the Guitar World video.

by DeeGeeKei October 15, 2008

Slur guitar

Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.

by Assgrassapples April 27, 2009

brown guitar

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 28, 2009