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glass bitch

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.
"You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid."
by Christiiiine February 1, 2007
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glassesless

Danny Gokey goes glassesless to perform Endless Love on American Idol.
by tytheeman20 April 15, 2009
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glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).
Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.
by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007
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glass action

The act of packing marijuana into a glass pipe and smoking it.
Brian: Let's Do Some Glass Action In 20 Minutes.
Joe: Okay, I'll pack the first one.
by Joe Antonio June 20, 2008
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Glasser

Comes from the Estonian slang term "Klaaser".
Glassers are 10-15 year old cocky punks, that try to look cool and think they can kick anyone's ass, but in reality they're harmless, unless they walk in large groups, which they usually do. a female glasser usually wears heavy make-up and a male glasser wears a cap with a hood and sweatpants.

The glasser, one of the smallest subspecies of the "Common Punk", is a fascinating species - not because they prefer moving in groups or because they like to dull their prepubescent brains and lungs by consuming large amounts of alcohol an cigarettes to make them even dumber than they were before, but rather because at some point, their evolution has slowed down drastically and eventually stopped, now ranking them way below the normal "Homo Sapiens" in terms of intelligence, and placing them somewhere near the brainpower of the Common Chimpanzee. Even though their actual IQ has never been measured, it is estimated to be around 20, but not higher than 30.
The habitat of the subspecies "Glasser" has fortunately not yet spread outside the small Baltic country of Estonia.
Andres was walking to the grocery store, when suddenly, he heard loud shouting, drunken singing, and glass shattering, not too far from him. He immediately realised that it was nothing but another brainless herd of Glassers and turned around.
by Whit3space May 6, 2013
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Glasgow Special

The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.
Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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Glass barbecue enthusiast

Someone who enjoys frying up some good Ol' methamphetamine . A shortnened version is "glass barbie enthusiast"
"I'm not going to invite Dave over anymore, the bloody glass barbecue enthusiast keeps steeling my light bulbs"
by Fatnuselessninja December 14, 2017
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