morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

No nuts, No glory

Taken from the great Young Joc
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.

Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!

Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed

by Guhjooka January 29, 2009

new found glory

new found glory. they're pretty cool. i like the songs. BUT why do you mo' fukas gotta hate on people? damn u guyz fuken piss me off. just because you hate your damn life, doesnt mean you gotta hate on other peoples accomplishments! KISS MY ASS!

NFG ROX n u fags cant do shyt about it! HA!

by nina September 5, 2004

Gooey Gonzalez

An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"

While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"

by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005

goofy ass nigga

A nigga who is always doing stupid shit ,a nigga whose ass is goofy

Joe: are you voting for trump
Peter: nah fuck that goofy ass nigga

by LaJuice May 20, 2021

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

goofy aah

A word commonly used among the younger generation. Ma mean that someone or something is "goofy aah" or straight up hilarious. Oftenly used in a bad way or as a passive aggressive insult.

"shut yo goofy aah the fuck up"

by 6Burnrd_Toast9 May 10, 2022