goon

Dan Braico, plain and simple.

He is the biggest goon on the face of this planet.

Dan is so dumb, he asked me one question...so I answered...no less than two minutes later, he asked the same exact question. Who does that?

by Lateesha October 2, 2004

goon

A person who clearly is new to motocross and can't ride to save his life. Usually trys too hard and gets in other rider's way by not letting them pass or don't hold their lines. Usually seen on a 90's model bike and wear horrible looking, weird, unmatching gear and think they are cool. They as well tend to ride in higher classes of skill then they should. Extremely annoying and tend to cause harm to people around them.

Usually the goons are the slowest people at the track with the oldest bikes complaining about the track.

by niggabiotch November 20, 2007

goon

someone payed to ride with his AK-47 24/7 and protect the one who payed him. Usually has a black mask over his face and no shirt on. Usually found in a group of three in a vehicle. One in the front in the passenger seat, and two in the back.

"i got my goons ridin wit me"

by Yung Tune January 14, 2008

goon squad

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.

The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.

by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011

Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

the goodness

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

salty goodness

Chips with a touch of lime salt added to give the flavor. Or Pretzels for an added touch od salt.

Chipotle Chips are salty goodness

by Celia b December 30, 2007