Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

goat leaf

A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.

Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.

by Bonquisha January 2, 2005

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011

city goat

The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!

by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008

goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.

Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."

by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008

Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Throat GOAT

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.

"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."

by LOG BOY October 10, 2022