fortresal

(adj): extremely secure, locked tightly, impenetrable

Darling, no one will break in while we are in Martha's Vineyard, our house is fortresal.

by Andy Hertz September 12, 2005

forturner?

an immediate follow-up to "who me?"

-Sitting in interview at Turner Industries-

"What kind of work do you do?"

"Who me?"

"Have you ever worked for Turner before?"

"Forturner?"

by DLSmith July 28, 2008

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

Niamh foster

Niamh foster is my best friend and I love her loads. We are turdles in crime! She is my bfff.

If you have ever met niamh you will know how caring and gorgeous she is. So if u do bump into her on the street consider your self a very luck person
Elliyah

Niamh foster is amazing .

She is my bfff.
And I love her loads!

by Elliyah October 26, 2016

logan foster

He’s so messed up and he likes to bully everyone

Logan foster is a dick

by That’s so fucked of you December 5, 2018

Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster is a beautiful woman, and very smart and charismatic also. She is friendly, kind, well spoken, confident. and carries herself well. She has beautiful blue eyes. She played a teen prostitute at age 12 in the movie "Taxi Driver". She is in fact so supernaturally beautiful that 100 years before her birth, John Wilkes Booth was compelled to assassinate President Lincoln.

Jodie played in my favorite movie, Contact, where she went to Vega.

Jodie Foster is so beautful and her acting is sooo good!
I know, because it's Jodie Foster.

by t00c00lforscho00l July 29, 2022

forted

fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted, they were forted.

Damn...Nicole just built a fort around B. He didn't just get moted. He got forted!!!

by space roooooach October 31, 2008