Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.

Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.

by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014

flys eyes

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".

"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"

by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004

bar fly

A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.

einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with

by sid hoff-frenchmen November 13, 2004

no fly zone

The bathroom after someone takes a dump.

I wouldn't go in there right now, it's a no fly zone.

by seriously May 19, 2005

Flying Dutchman

A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.

Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."

by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013

fly's eyes

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts

try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004