fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 17, 2011

fergus-esque

A person who is a general douchebag and puts everyone down. Also, he's pissed off that his girlfriend won't put out for him.

Have you seen that new guy, Tom? He's so fergus-esque!

by flanman209 December 16, 2011

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012

Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.

"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"

by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014

fetus

small child who you are not sexually attracted to yet do to lack of puberty, usually travel in packs

jimmy is such a fetus.

by karbear8459 December 4, 2014

fetus

any and all underclassmen, in particular an underclassmen that is notably naive or ignorant

Matt was still a fetus and was unaware of where his classes were.

by Krak.en December 27, 2015

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016