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ferts 

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Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
ferts by mochacoughy February 27, 2012
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Fertz 

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When you have a smart phone app that tells you when you are ovulating and fertile. Usually comes with symptoms of hot flashes, cramps, and heightened sex drive.
"why am I so hot flashy right now"
"your iphone says your fertz"
Fertz by mochacoughy January 31, 2012
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