mochacoughy's definitions

Fertz

When you have a smart phone app that tells you when you are ovulating and fertile. Usually comes with symptoms of hot flashes, cramps, and heightened sex drive.

"why am I so hot flashy right now"
"your iphone says your fertz"

by mochacoughy January 31, 2012

ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.

"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"

by mochacoughy February 27, 2012