Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\

Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\

by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.

Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022