Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

Fu

A fake ass bitch

You only hit me up when you're bored. You're fu as fuck.

by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017

Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.

Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

Fu Balls

Female version of blue balls.

That guy at the bar had me do turned on sexually, I went home with fu balls.

by Sunni23 February 15, 2018

Fu

When something you had done was very smooth and cool

Noa: Wow, this serve in your Volleyball Match was sooo perfect

Nino: Oh yes, it was so fu

by Hustiii November 4, 2019