the fast and the furious

A lazy ass movie with nothing but stupid buzzing chunks of crap street racing, and idiots who spend 100 grand on shit that has absolutely NOTHING to deal with their car's performance.

1. Did you see those SHITTY MOTION BLURS IN THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!!

2. My beat up, 15 second 89' Mustang LX just pulled away from some piece of shit that looked like something you'd see in the Fast and the Furious.

3. The Fast and the Furious SUCKS!!!!

by Anti-Homeboy December 6, 2003

fast

being a nasty whore and sleeping around

Damn, Quesia sure is one fast ass hoe.

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

Mr Feaster

When you are trying to tell your friend that somebody has a boner in code

“Woah man the gym teacher totally had a mr. Feaster!”
Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner

by Mateus Costa April 12, 2020

Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003

Fast Pie Arm

The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!

Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?

Tony: Really?

Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 9, 2009

Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011

Fast Food Sex

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.

babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!

by SweetDoggyM January 15, 2016