Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
by Dland February 15, 2014
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Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
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Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
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Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
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evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
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by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Basically an overall stud
Basically an overall stud
by Chaoslee December 7, 2018
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by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
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by Kaine May 20, 2018
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