deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

by readx0r September 15, 2008

Your ex

You're back with him again, aren't you? YOU LEFT HIM BECAUSE HE TREATED YOU WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE. LEAVE HIM, YOU DON'T NEED HIM, HE WILL ONLY BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND HURT YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Rebecca why tf are you back with Your ex brian? I told you to leave him.

by Brokenslang June 14, 2020

Sex Ex

A person (male or female) that you used to date (but no longer do), but still will sleep with you now and again.
See also Imaginary

Ex: "Hey, I know we stopped dating because you're tremendously creepy, but I think we can at least be sex exes, don't you?"
Other person: (No response; tends not to talk to people he's imagining in his head)

by lsiusA August 16, 2011

Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

by Clearandclever March 8, 2015

Deus Ex Machina

Literally "God from the machine", Deus Ex Machina originally referred to Greek plays, where the "gods" would be lowered onto the stage in order to provide a quick resolution to the story. Today, Deus Ex Machina refers to any improbably and/or overly convenient character or mechanism that comes out of nowhere saves the character(s) from their doom.

For a hilarious send-up of Deus Ex Machina, check out the spaceship scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

by Gazuga April 26, 2004

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009

T(S)EX

Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.

They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Garry Mittens December 1, 2009