Eskimo Sisters

An all female group of queens who are as hot as they are intimidating. They have no time for men, but still have kings. If you want to sleep with anyone in the group you have to consider sleeping with them all.

you: "Who is that powerful group of girls over there?"
me: "Oh. Those are the eskimo sisters"
you: "They are so powerful"
me: "Every knee shall bow."

Eskimo sister: "if you wanna be my lover, you better get with my friends."

by SuckMyFuckingToeBitch!!!! January 17, 2018

Eskimo Surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by Sheep with one testicle July 23, 2008

eskimo sandwich

When you do a girl in the ass then make her suck you off.

Man, I fed that slut the eskimo sandwich!

by R.L. Wangcaster May 30, 2011

eskaobar

wordgay/wordwordgay/word

adjective for gay

goddamn, bunch of eskaobar men are touching me

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Eskimo Pipe

While your girlfriend/boyfriend has an ice cube in their mouth, you throat fuck her/him till you feel the ice cube go down their throat then you proceed to cum

" I made her place an ice cube in her mouth then I gave her an Eskimo Pipe "

by Graham Norton June 19, 2006

eskimo big mac

When an Eskimo puts his special sauce in your girls buns!

That asshole Danny gave my gf an Eskimo big mac

by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016

Eskis

A pair(or more) of bros who have hooked up with the same chick.

Another type is nude-eskis, for bros who have both received nudes from the same chick.

Bro 1: Bro I just hooked up with Emma!!
Bro 2: Dude that means we're eskis!

by LolPlzNerfMe February 10, 2018