Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

donka doo ball

what you say when you are completely crunkified and have resorted to flirting with midwestern police officers to avoid the drunk tank...

she was stone cold crunkified...so she let loose a "donka doo ball!" as a shot over the bough...it didn't work...geoff van beene took her away anyway.

by the sheriff of nol February 22, 2011

Donk

A derogatory term for a Boise State Broncos fan/ player. Short for donkey.

Fuck you, donk.. go back to California!

by BSUH8R August 13, 2017

Donk

To mess up, usually used in regards to an extreme faliure or used when something goes not according to plan.

Used synonymously with mess up

1-*blows up house trying to cook food* -I really donked up
2- I really donked that essay, I was meaning to do so well
3-so it started with trying to clean to table, but it ended with chemical posioning, I really donked that up

by Kerkulous September 28, 2018

Donk

A person who is stupid

Mom- Steve you are a donk
Steve- Mom you don’t say that to your other kids

by Jalaya_xoxo January 28, 2019

donk

when you are "donk" you are a crazy person. or if you donk as an adjective it just means that its just very crazy or wild.

were getting donk with it.

dude, he's the donkest in town.
dude, that shit is donk.

by jessie mae whoville April 18, 2019

donk

ridiculous or crazy

that shit is so donk

by rurunoodles July 30, 2019