scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

upside down donkey

a sex move were the man tries to pin a tail shaped buttplug into the girl while hanging from a rotating ceiling fan

dude1: damn agatha really enjoyed the upside down donkey last night

dude2: wow wanna try that out with me?

dude1: you're mum gay nibba

by SosigIncarnate January 15, 2018

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.

First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.

by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005