duck fonkies
Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.
duck fonkies by mickey brown March 10, 2007
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Duck fucked
The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
Duck fucked by Lippie May 14, 2011
duck into the woods
Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.
Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.
duck into the woods by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
Duck Law
After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Duck Sim
Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
Duck Sim by Knakharses November 13, 2011
duck shower
Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
duck shower by Drycolt April 14, 2014
duck dagger
an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
duck dagger by duckdaggerdynasty January 1, 2015