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douchebagueray

Pronounced: doosh-bag-air-ehy or doosh-bag-er-ray.
A sophisticated assessment or identification of an uncouth, arrogant, or offensive action or speech of douche bag quality.
That overly tanned individual is flexing his bare-chested muscles in the mirror, whilst winking at himself, thus displaying true douchebagueray.

And

Mon Frere you are being douchebagueray.

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My goodness your greasy grooming habits are as atrocious as your douchebagueray manners are contemptible.
by Freyhawk April 15, 2010
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douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.
Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.
by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010
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douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.
So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.
by gravyball December 14, 2010
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douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.
gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club
by badass-inator December 24, 2010
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Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.
A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.
by acmcgee May 16, 2011
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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Douchebags R' Us

DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
He must shop at Douchebags R' Us
by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011
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