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double-gaited

Someone who is sexually interested in both, male and female. As same as a bisexual person.
I think he's double-gaited, he's been flirting both me and my sist all day!
by Kamilous July 11, 2010
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Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.
When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.
by JesDBst February 11, 2019
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Double Peelix

When a male takes a piss after sex and the pee stream initially comes out the sides of the pee hole like a double helix.
My damn double peelix caused me to piss all over the wall and floor of the bathroom.
by Ms Wool July 19, 2012
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Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.
Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.
by Kingjaba November 3, 2016
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double hourglass

(n) when the stomach and gut area of a female outline an hourglass shape inside of an hourglass figure
I dont think crunches will fix my double hourglass.
by Angie V December 17, 2008
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double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.
Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper
by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011
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Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
A double bidet is a great way to start the day.
by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018
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