don't eat that shit

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 3, 2022

Don't Look Back

When you get too high and you can't remember what you were just talking about

You're sitting with your friends on the couch smoking...

"Yeah isn't that so crazy??"

"Wait what is so crazy??"

"I don't remember...."

"Well you know what they say..."

*all together* "DON'T LOOK BACK"

by dontlookback March 8, 2022

DON'T YOU DISOBEY ME CORALINE RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA

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DON'T YOU DISOBEY ME CORALINE RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA

by RA OUGN RAAAAAAAA March 24, 2022

Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

by sphagett April 27, 2022

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

by Mario hehehehha May 1, 2022

Don't speak on me

When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.

"Nigga you suck at everything"
"You suck dick nigga shut yo bitch ass up, don't speak on me"

by Kalidophym June 29, 2022