With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.
"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.
Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.
This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!
Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.
Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?