Distraction Action

Distraction Action: When one is so stressed out and can't handle all the pressure that they are experiencing they need a DA...Distraction Action!!! Calling a good friend, boy toy, girl toy.. to engage in good old fashion hip pounding, ass slapping, body licking, back breaking, knee replacing, hair pulling, body grinding, heavy sweating, hardcore never ending SEX!!! Bring it all and bring it often and dont make any plans for the rest of the day...Blue pills if needed for extended play....;)

Anna: I am so over this shit..I can't handle it anymore... There is only one thing left to do!! Distraction Action Baby!!! I am calling Ted right now and forget about seeing me for a few days!! I need a good DA to forget about everything...Bring it on Baby!! Anna needs a DA!!!

by Mr. FD February 25, 2010

Disturbularious

An amusing, yet worrying blend of two emotions. A combination of the words 'Disturbing' & 'Hilarious'.

That news item was disturbularious.

by Dbobs1870 March 11, 2010

Disttractive

(adj.) - distractingly attractive; the kind of beauty that demands at least one or two double-takes.

I ended up failing my English test because Jessica was so disttractive and I couldn't focus on anything other than her.

by rom&rad October 18, 2010

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Disturbulence

Extremely disturbing turbulence in an airplane or other vehicle.

The disturbulence over the Rocky Mountains caused the articles in the overhead bins to shift dangerously.

The disturbulence aboard the twin engine plane caused the passengers to grab frantically for the seat cushions/floatation devices

by SkeeterMo December 1, 2010

disturging

Something that is "disgusting" and "disturbing" at the same time. As in:

Yesterday, I saw a naked fat man wearing nothing but a clown wig and clown makeup eating an entire bucket of fried chicken while waiting for the bus. It was quite disturging, to say the least.

by Muffyn78 June 29, 2011

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013