Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder

Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.

Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.

Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.

by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020

Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

by Taylorrina January 17, 2009

Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010

Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme

Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

by Soulful_Gingee September 5, 2016

Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.

"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"

by GemZi8 August 6, 2011