desperate

for full definition, see karla briggs.

"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 3, 2004

Honey dipper

A male version of honey dip.

Dang he's a honey dipper

by Marrymartin💗💗 September 5, 2015

Desperate man with nothing to lose

When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.

Shaun is a desperate man with nothing to lose

by Qanon May 26, 2018

lady dipper

A male who enjoys dipping the tip of his penis into the most shallow region of the vagina. Usually describes a man with a chode due to its dimensions

That lady dipper rubbed my vagina raw and caused me to anally bleed.

by 'Merican Hoosier November 9, 2014

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.

He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.

by Ben September 17, 2003

desperate dim

Dim Katsofrakis. He is known as Desperate Dim because he has been rejected 3 times and his gf is very very ugly. He is clearly so desperate, he will take any offer he can possibly get. He also has a tiny dick according to changing room sources.

Desperate Dim was today rejected again.

by Joe Mahoe April 14, 2005

Hamline Desperatitis

This is a syndrome that first-year females can be diagnosed with this syndorme. The freshmen class at Hamline is 58% female and 42% male. Because of this, some females become even more desperate to claim a man before they are all taken. Their desperation gets to the point of daily entertainment. This can be contagious for the more desperate one female is, the more others will be to out do them.

Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.

That poor girl had no control over coming down with Hamline Desperatitis.

by Secured female May 18, 2011