Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"

Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! is used when someone is doing something TRUELY despicable, This phrase is used when the are doing something that is NOT OKAY

Steve: Bruh you think that you know more than the average person about premarital hand holding and you Flex it by making songs and paragraphs about it!!

Yyson: BRUH DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! I ACTUALLY DO KNOW MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON IN THAT TOPIC!!!!! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT!!!!

by Tyson and friends August 25, 2021

Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025