disconcur

to disagree with, to not concur

"the cowboys are a good football team."
"I disconcur, the Redskins are clearly better"

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.

cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."

by heihej March 25, 2010

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006

Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

Discovery Bay

A town on Lantau Island, Hong Kong. It is known for it's large population of expats, swingers, dogs, babies, golf carts and an irrational belief of no crime or pollution within its borders.

If you are a Gwai Lou in Hong Kong, you probably live in Discovery Bay.

by doggoneitall June 9, 2010

Discord Daddy

Older man (usually a discord mod or admin) that predatorily pursues "discord kittens" in the hopes of creating an internet harem. This cringe lord probably smokes cigars and drinks "brandy" while wearing cheap looking suit jackets in an effort to appear suave and/or has a a fedora, neckbeard and katana collection. Known to wear wife beaters and has a racing gaming chair.

This guy's a total discord daddy. Look how pathetic he is hitting on every girl that joins the server.

by harrison doughboy April 1, 2021

panic! at the disco

Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful.

Sally (breathless): Panic! at the Disco.
John (Aghast): Yeah, I saw you trample that old lady on the news.

by Jeans May 19, 2006