December 27

National slap a stranger's ass day

Today you can slap whoever's ass you want, as long as you're nice about it.

*Slaps stranger's ass*
Hey bro why'd you do that?
It's December 27th.
Oh my bad homie, give it another round.

by zeldaismymom December 26, 2021

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

December 2nd

December 2nd is a day that real boss niggas were born. They get any bitch they want and have the biggest cock, we talking 9 inches minimum. Make sure you find yourself a guy who was born on December 2nd cause hes a keeper.

Girl #1: Hey you seen that new guy in our 1st period?
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face

Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth

by Anonymouuusss123 October 25, 2019

December 24th

December 24th, also known as National nudes day, you must send nudes if asked.

Chrissy didn’t wanna send nudes, but it’s December 24th, so she had to!!

by anonymous December 23, 2020

December 26

December 26 is the day to stan Clo, if you don't then you are a coward and weak. While you are at it stan Ennoshita Chikara too 😤

- It's December 26!
- Oh, then we must pay respects to Clo 🙏

by seijohclo October 15, 2019

December 24

It's obviously Christmas you idiot.

bff: so what's today?
y/n: it's fucking christmas, you know December 24?!

by klarakle1n1g hehe December 18, 2020

December 20

The day when all the faries are born and don’t know how to shut up

Wow they’re born on December 20 wow better get away fast

by Xxxgodxxx9 October 28, 2019