Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Murmage April 07, 2020
Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010
What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
by sparhavoc October 08, 2016
by luanatic June 03, 2012
by The Naked Unicorn May 06, 2021